Are you supposed to be doing school work? Maybe you have a super-important paper due. Or even a bachelor’s thesis. Well, pay attention, cause I will make your life much easier…
Blow it off!
There are so many other important thing to do! Here’s a short list of more urgent things to take care of before getting back to work:
- Delete embarrassing YouTube videos of yourself.
- Get annoyed that you have several YouTube users, and that you only remeber one password.
- Accept the fact that you cannot delete all embarrassing videos, and start dreading the moment your future students will find a video of you riding a Dumbo at Walmart.
- Find old embarrassing blogs you’ve created.
- Try to delete said blogs, and again realize you do not remeber the password.
- Find a blog you actually aren’t embarrassed over.
- Write a new post. It’s been two years since last time, so this is certainly more important than a stupid bachelor’s thesis.
- Write a poem about how you feel about an important event in your life. Sample:
Such a beautiful soul
With talent and grace
Played an important role
Solved every case
I miss you already
I might be a fanatic
We’ll have to get ready
To say goodbye to Stana Katic
- Realize you’ve wasted an hour of your life.
- Time for lunch.